sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like


i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

(via vanasomnia)


what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

(via comicconverse)


i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(via pizza)


JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

(via vanasomnia)

Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

(via vanasomnia)

me: republicans and democrats are both useless
dad: yeah, right on
me: both parties are ineffective, minor factional splits within the same general ideology, and their representatives are completely out of touch with the average person's reality
dad: yeah, I guess
me: the only thing that can save us now is absolute revolution
dad: wait what
me: we start by dismantling white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies, adopting the practice of decolonization, while simultaneously retiring capitalism and private property, and redistributing all wealth and resources
dad: no stop-

(via vanasomnia)


cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via thatplacetogo)


"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via vanasomnia)


walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like


(via troyesivan)


my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

(via notenuf)


mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via vanasomnia)


“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(via vanasomnia)


i only succeed in failing 

(via pizza)