1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

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celestial-seas:

fiji is beautiful

celestial-seas:

fiji is beautiful

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Pepperony Week ⇨ Iron Man 3

"Am I gonna be okay?"

"No. You’re in a relationship with me, everything will never be okay."

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“When you play the game of thrones, you w i n or you d i e.”

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graceebooks:

CAN YOU LITERALLY BELIEVE HOW FUCKING STUPID THEY ARE

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fionabearclaw:

hand-embroidered intergalactic thief rat!

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

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nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Kevin is who Cecil would have become if he hadn’t had Carlos.  Similarly, Desert Bluffs is what Night Vale would have become if Carlos hadn’t been there to save them.

nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Kevin is who Cecil would have become if he hadn’t had Carlos.  Similarly, Desert Bluffs is what Night Vale would have become if Carlos hadn’t been there to save them.

(via allhailtheallmightyglowcloud)


lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

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hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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beesmygod:

duhhh0510:

officialsegaofamerica:

derples:

beesmygod:

did you know? sega stands for all the heros of the sonic franchise

sonic

eggman

gnuckles

amy the hedgehog

woah…!!! didnt know that… signal boost this shit!!! mind blown!!! childhood ruined

That’s a company secret unfortunately we have to fine you $500,000.00 USD. Failure to pay will result in lifetime in jail and no more updates on the SEGA blog.

Did anyone notice how they spelt knuckles?

*gnuckles

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